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Hail for the gate-keeper

11 May

Hail for the gate-keeper

It’s time for action; no longer can we let mother-nature tell us what to do. It’s not right is it when people want a week in Lanzarote but a volcano stands in the way.

The human race can no longer stand by and be pushed around by the whims of a volatile planet. In Geometric terms, the planet earth has now come to its life stage where it’s an unruly adolescent.

Emotional, unbalanced ready to fly off the handle at the smallest slight. Its acne is getting out of control, craters are spouting all over its face.

Planet earth needs to know who is in charge. A Strong swift hand is needed.

Thankfully as the nation-states sit around talking about credit default swaps and the cost of borrowing on the bonds market, people not concerned for budget deficits are prepared to worry about the long term future of the human race.

Bill Gates, in his infinite wisdom, sees the bigger picture. He has come a long way from his days playing around with other people’s inventions in his parents’ garage.

Bill doesn’t care for rules and regulations, for international agreement. He’s not waiting for the U.N. to stop twiddling its thumbs.

He is funding research into machines to suck up ten tonnes of seawater every second and spray it upwards. This would seed vast banks of white clouds to reflect the Sun’s rays away from Earth.

I don’t know about you but to me that just sounds cool. Global cooling that is.

This “geoengineering” is how we can take control of the planet we live on and show mother-nature we are in charge.

This is just the first step we can take. Other research is been carried out in areas such as artificial volcanoes, fake trees and mirrors in space. Instead of trying to get to the moon again people may soon be trying to travel to the centre of the earth.

Bill is a visionary who takes the issues of the future of the human race to heart. He is not afraid to stand up and admit that the biggest producers of CO2 are living, breathing human beings.

How much is all the hot air from talking about bank bailouts and economic growth indicators adding to global warming?

If we can just limit the amount of people walking around on this planet, if we can decide when we want rain, when we want volcanoes and grow frost resistant tomatoes we can all just kick-back and relax and surf with our windows compatible brain-chips on our 3-d media screens.

http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/article7120011.ece

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WQtRI7A064

http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/bill_gates.html

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6350303.ece

http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9141180/Intel_Chips_in_brains_will_control_computers_by_2020

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